How Canada does Chips
OH CANADA, you’re so vague. Turns out bring flavored with all of the dressing in Canada amounts to tasting like french dressing, which I suppose is historically accurate. Rating: NOT BAD, CANADA.
Lay’s – “Ketchup”
There’s a reason nobody dips potato chips in ketchup. KETCHUP POTATO CHIPS ARE THE MOST HORRENDOUS FLAVOR IN THE WORLD. I’ve literally never tasted anything as horrible as Lay’s Ketchup chips. It’s not that I don’t like ketchup. Ketchup is delicious. It’s a great source of lycopene, which can help fight osteoporosis, diabetes, and reduce your cholesterol. Plus it makes my sweet potato fries super tasty.
But these chips do not taste like ketchup. These chips taste like that watery residue that floats at the top of ketchup after it settles for a while. These chips taste like that… but mixed with the poop of lemons if lemons could poop.
On top of that, the sourness leaves an aftertaste that is as if all 6000 of my tastebuds just marathoned Human Centipede 1 and 2, then Fever Pitch, then Adam Sandler’s Jack and Jill.
Rating: BAD CANADA, BAD. You’re lucky your Honey Dipped Tim Bits are so delicious…